Tim:Daddy,do you like baked apples?
Daddy:Yes.Why?
Tim:The orchard is burning.
“Where is you pencil George?”
“I ain’t got one”
“Say,”I haven’t a pencil.”
“Gee,where are all the pencils?”
One day, a teacher told her class to study their spelling words for homework, she would ask to hear them the next day. So a boy went home and asked his brother to help him. His older brother was watching tv and said, “Shut up!”. Next, he went to his older sister. His older sister was listening to music and said, “OOOOH! ooh!”. He then goes to take the garbage out and sees the garbage man. He asks him for help all he says is, “Garbage! Garbage! Smelly garbage!”. He then goes back in and talks to his little brother who is watching batman and he says, ” nananananananan BATMAN!”Lastly, he went to his mom cooking bread and she said, “MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!” The next day at school, his teacher asked him to tell her the words. He said, “Shut up!”. “Young man, you will respect me.” “OOOH! Oooh!” ” That’s it, go to the principle’s office!” So the boy goes to the principle’s office and the principle asks, “What do you learn at this school?” the boy says, ” Garbage! Garbage! Smelly garbage!” ” Who do you think you are?” “nananananananana BATMAN!” So the principle spanks him and asks, “Well, what do you have to say for yourself?” “MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!''. The next day the lil kid walked up to this old man and said " Dude your buns are litterly burning" Zack said
the old man said "Shureee whatever you think huney pie" The little kid said "ehh im not YOUR honey pie and do whatever you want when ur buns fall off its not me fault bye!" the little kid waved by and ran away,10 days later,"AHHHHHHH MY BUNS FELL OFF I HAV NO BUNS!!!!!!"
